It's hot in here!

Cheese and Crackers, it's HOT IN HERE!

Shirley and Steve haven't turned on the air-conditioning yet, so we are boiling! AND NO, WE DON'T SMELL LIKE CHICKEN!

We spend our days trying to keep cool by switching where we stand. These plastic perches are useless. We've discovered the best spot to stand is on the steel tube attached to the water dispenser. It stays really cool. But it's also angled so we eventually slide off.

When are they going to turn on the a/c! I know it's all about saving energy and helping the environment, blah, blah, tree-hugger blah blah. HOW ABOUT SAVING THE BIRDS! HUH! EVER HEARD OF SAVING THE BIRDS! There's only so many baths a bird can take before they turn into little wrinkly sacks of feathers. Prune claws, prune claws.

If only World Wildlife Foundation or Greenpeace could find out about our predicament, they'd give us a/c. Someone call PETA and get that Pamela Anderson over here.

P.S. They're fake Stephen.

WHERE IS OUR NEST!

Steve and Shirley promised us that they would give us a nest in May. It's May 15th already and we have no nest.

GIVE US A NEST!!!!!

Stupid humans. We hear you talking!

Steve said that he only wants to give us a nest after they install the new carpet in the hallway. yeah, yeah. First it was, after they do the drywall, then it was after they finish painting, then it was after they install the wallpaper. We know you're just going to make up another excuse after the carpet is done.

Why can't we have a nest? We want to have little baby birdies. We're going to train them to bite humans and sing loudly when crucial parts of tv shows are on and throw spinach at humans.

Who doesn't want an army of baby birdies.

Porn Director Shirley

What kind of pervert is she?!!!!

Can't a couple of birds do the naughty dance without someone filming it? There's a little thing called "privacy" or "decency" or "leave the room".

Shirley's been trying to film us doing the "hoppy dance". She doesn't think people believe her when she describes the dance. Anyway, it's really hard to concentrate on the moves when you've got someone sitting two feet away from you using a zoom camera.

Dragon adds: "Guys, are you with me here? You wouldn't like someone filming you when you're laying down the moves, right? Sheesh."

Who does she think we are, some couple on Webdreams? For all you perverts out there, Lily, we know you watch the show and we want no part of it.

This ain't no Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom either!

Mii Game

We have a game for you regular visitors.

It's called "Guess the Mii".

For those of you who don't know, when you play Wii, you have to make a Mii that looks like you to play the games.

Try to guess the Mii by the picture. Don't scroll down until you make a guess.



ANSWER IS:


"Crazy eyes" Shirley





ANSWER IS:

Harry "Get a job" Potter





ANSWER IS:

Stephen "The Spinach Man"




ANSWER IS:

Jubin




ANSWER IS:

Sir John A. MacDonald
We would have also accepted Steve as a correct answer.

hee hee hee hee hee

SPINACH!!!!

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Stevie is such a pushover.

He bought us spinach. YUM! YUM! YUM!





Dragon: "Ophie, this is my spinach. Go get your own."









Ophie: "No sex for you."


Dragon: "Can I interest you in some spinach."

Shhhh! Shirley has a headache.

Hi Everyone,

We're sorry we haven't posted lately. Poor Shirley has had a lot of headaches from her allergies so we've been trying to keep the noise down.

If any of you could send us some baby spinach, we would really appreciate it. Shirley won't give us any this week because she thinks we're eating too much of it and we'll get iron poisoning. BAH! Who does she think she is, a dietican or something. Maybe we'll ask Steve's mom what she thinks. She's a real dietician. Anyhow, we only have brocolli to eat this week. It's okay. We get to stand on it while we eat it and it rolls around and is fun, but it's no spinach.

P.S. Please put it in a box labelled "Computer Parts" that way Shirley won't open it. Steve will open it and we can always convince him to give it to us. He's a pushover, but he'll be sad that there are no computer parts in the box. Be kind and throw in some RAM for the Stevie, then everyone's happy.

Expanding the Pet Food Recall

WE ARE VERY UPSET THAT THEY KEEP EXPANDING THE RECALL.

Menu Foods is expanding their recall list.

We don't like sick kitties or doggies. Our friend Benny is sick and it worries us so much, but that's not from the pet food, he's just got a lazy colon.

Please visit the link in the Original "To All Doggie and Kitty Friends" post.