It's hot in here!

Cheese and Crackers, it's HOT IN HERE!

Shirley and Steve haven't turned on the air-conditioning yet, so we are boiling! AND NO, WE DON'T SMELL LIKE CHICKEN!

We spend our days trying to keep cool by switching where we stand. These plastic perches are useless. We've discovered the best spot to stand is on the steel tube attached to the water dispenser. It stays really cool. But it's also angled so we eventually slide off.

When are they going to turn on the a/c! I know it's all about saving energy and helping the environment, blah, blah, tree-hugger blah blah. HOW ABOUT SAVING THE BIRDS! HUH! EVER HEARD OF SAVING THE BIRDS! There's only so many baths a bird can take before they turn into little wrinkly sacks of feathers. Prune claws, prune claws.

If only World Wildlife Foundation or Greenpeace could find out about our predicament, they'd give us a/c. Someone call PETA and get that Pamela Anderson over here.

P.S. They're fake Stephen.