hee hee hee hee
Shirley's been home the last couple of days. She had an exam on Wednesday. We've been trying to bother her. hee hee hee hee
At first we just yelled at her, but she's learned to drown us out. So, we came up with a fantastic idea. Since she gave us the nest last week, we've decided to do hoppy dances all day long. And, we've been adding more pizzazz to our dance. More singing, more dancing, more moaning and more fisticuffs.
At first, Shirley was okay with it. It would distract her from studying for a second. However, as we got louder and more frequent, she would get bothered more and more. She actually had to leave the room!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It was acutally making her feel uncomfortable! HEE HEE HEE HEE! Well, we must admit, the moaning and the eventual bucking off of Dragon does cause a lot of noise.
Poor Shirley. That will teach her to take a summer course.
The best part is that whenever she tries to take a photo or a movie of our dances, we just stop. She'll never have proof! Crazy crazy Shirley making up stories of "hoppy dances". We're just innocent little birds sitting on perches, eating some seed. We don't know what she's talking about. Hee hee hee hee.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Fascist Pigs!
Last night we learned that the condo rules prohibit us from breeding.
FASCIST DICTATORS!
Do those autocrats really think they can prevent us from doing hoppy dances! DO THEY! Do they think they can prevent us from just laying eggs everywhere!
STUPID, POWER-HUNGRY, SMALL-MINDED HYPOCRITES! (We say hypocrites because some of them are breeding.)
WE WILL BREED!
We must figure out which units those fascists live in so that we can get our pigeon friends to pay them a visit. Maybe one of the dogs that lives in our building will crap in front of their doors. hee hee hee.
DOWN WITH DICTATORSHIPS!
FASCIST DICTATORS!
Do those autocrats really think they can prevent us from doing hoppy dances! DO THEY! Do they think they can prevent us from just laying eggs everywhere!
STUPID, POWER-HUNGRY, SMALL-MINDED HYPOCRITES! (We say hypocrites because some of them are breeding.)
WE WILL BREED!
We must figure out which units those fascists live in so that we can get our pigeon friends to pay them a visit. Maybe one of the dogs that lives in our building will crap in front of their doors. hee hee hee.
DOWN WITH DICTATORSHIPS!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
WE GET A NE-EST! WE GET A NE-EST!
The carpet came out of the hallway today. That means we get a nest today or tomorrow.
Dragon: I've been trying to build one for the last few weeks out of the few branches in our cage, but they don't move. I've been trying to steal paper from the bottom of the cage, but Shirley gets mad and yells at me when I try to rip it. Meanie!
Ophie: I've been trying to build my own nest using string from the big curtain around our nest but Shirley yells at me too when I pull on the string. Super Meanie!
We were hoping that that nice tall girl Emily would give us a nest when she came over but she didn't. Dragon even tried to sing her a song, but that did not work. Her boyfriend Jian uses lots of bad words. If we could speak English we would repeat them just to make Shirley angry. We don't speak English, we speak Java and yes, we code in Java too.
Soon there will be babies and after the babies grow up there will be an army of birds to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
If you plan on visiting the babies after they are born, we are registered at Dominion and Loblaws for spinach. ;)
Dragon: I've been trying to build one for the last few weeks out of the few branches in our cage, but they don't move. I've been trying to steal paper from the bottom of the cage, but Shirley gets mad and yells at me when I try to rip it. Meanie!
Ophie: I've been trying to build my own nest using string from the big curtain around our nest but Shirley yells at me too when I pull on the string. Super Meanie!
We were hoping that that nice tall girl Emily would give us a nest when she came over but she didn't. Dragon even tried to sing her a song, but that did not work. Her boyfriend Jian uses lots of bad words. If we could speak English we would repeat them just to make Shirley angry. We don't speak English, we speak Java and yes, we code in Java too.
Soon there will be babies and after the babies grow up there will be an army of birds to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
If you plan on visiting the babies after they are born, we are registered at Dominion and Loblaws for spinach. ;)
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
It's hot in here!
Cheese and Crackers, it's HOT IN HERE!
Shirley and Steve haven't turned on the air-conditioning yet, so we are boiling! AND NO, WE DON'T SMELL LIKE CHICKEN!
We spend our days trying to keep cool by switching where we stand. These plastic perches are useless. We've discovered the best spot to stand is on the steel tube attached to the water dispenser. It stays really cool. But it's also angled so we eventually slide off.
When are they going to turn on the a/c! I know it's all about saving energy and helping the environment, blah, blah, tree-hugger blah blah. HOW ABOUT SAVING THE BIRDS! HUH! EVER HEARD OF SAVING THE BIRDS! There's only so many baths a bird can take before they turn into little wrinkly sacks of feathers. Prune claws, prune claws.
If only World Wildlife Foundation or Greenpeace could find out about our predicament, they'd give us a/c. Someone call PETA and get that Pamela Anderson over here.
P.S. They're fake Stephen.
Shirley and Steve haven't turned on the air-conditioning yet, so we are boiling! AND NO, WE DON'T SMELL LIKE CHICKEN!
We spend our days trying to keep cool by switching where we stand. These plastic perches are useless. We've discovered the best spot to stand is on the steel tube attached to the water dispenser. It stays really cool. But it's also angled so we eventually slide off.
When are they going to turn on the a/c! I know it's all about saving energy and helping the environment, blah, blah, tree-hugger blah blah. HOW ABOUT SAVING THE BIRDS! HUH! EVER HEARD OF SAVING THE BIRDS! There's only so many baths a bird can take before they turn into little wrinkly sacks of feathers. Prune claws, prune claws.
If only World Wildlife Foundation or Greenpeace could find out about our predicament, they'd give us a/c. Someone call PETA and get that Pamela Anderson over here.
P.S. They're fake Stephen.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
WHERE IS OUR NEST!
Steve and Shirley promised us that they would give us a nest in May. It's May 15th already and we have no nest.
GIVE US A NEST!!!!!
Stupid humans. We hear you talking!
Steve said that he only wants to give us a nest after they install the new carpet in the hallway. yeah, yeah. First it was, after they do the drywall, then it was after they finish painting, then it was after they install the wallpaper. We know you're just going to make up another excuse after the carpet is done.
Why can't we have a nest? We want to have little baby birdies. We're going to train them to bite humans and sing loudly when crucial parts of tv shows are on and throw spinach at humans.
Who doesn't want an army of baby birdies.
GIVE US A NEST!!!!!
Stupid humans. We hear you talking!
Steve said that he only wants to give us a nest after they install the new carpet in the hallway. yeah, yeah. First it was, after they do the drywall, then it was after they finish painting, then it was after they install the wallpaper. We know you're just going to make up another excuse after the carpet is done.
Why can't we have a nest? We want to have little baby birdies. We're going to train them to bite humans and sing loudly when crucial parts of tv shows are on and throw spinach at humans.
Who doesn't want an army of baby birdies.
Friday, May 11, 2007
Porn Director Shirley
What kind of pervert is she?!!!!
Can't a couple of birds do the naughty dance without someone filming it? There's a little thing called "privacy" or "decency" or "leave the room".
Shirley's been trying to film us doing the "hoppy dance". She doesn't think people believe her when she describes the dance. Anyway, it's really hard to concentrate on the moves when you've got someone sitting two feet away from you using a zoom camera.
Dragon adds: "Guys, are you with me here? You wouldn't like someone filming you when you're laying down the moves, right? Sheesh."
Who does she think we are, some couple on Webdreams? For all you perverts out there, Lily, we know you watch the show and we want no part of it.
This ain't no Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom either!
Can't a couple of birds do the naughty dance without someone filming it? There's a little thing called "privacy" or "decency" or "leave the room".
Shirley's been trying to film us doing the "hoppy dance". She doesn't think people believe her when she describes the dance. Anyway, it's really hard to concentrate on the moves when you've got someone sitting two feet away from you using a zoom camera.
Dragon adds: "Guys, are you with me here? You wouldn't like someone filming you when you're laying down the moves, right? Sheesh."
Who does she think we are, some couple on Webdreams? For all you perverts out there,
This ain't no Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom either!
Mii Game
We have a game for you regular visitors.
It's called "Guess the Mii".
For those of you who don't know, when you play Wii, you have to make a Mii that looks like you to play the games.
Try to guess the Mii by the picture. Don't scroll down until you make a guess.
ANSWER IS:
"Crazy eyes" Shirley
ANSWER IS:
Harry "Get a job" Potter
ANSWER IS:
Stephen "The Spinach Man"
ANSWER IS:
Jubin
ANSWER IS:
Sir John A. MacDonald
We would have also accepted Steve as a correct answer.
hee hee hee hee hee
It's called "Guess the Mii".
For those of you who don't know, when you play Wii, you have to make a Mii that looks like you to play the games.
Try to guess the Mii by the picture. Don't scroll down until you make a guess.
ANSWER IS:
"Crazy eyes" Shirley
ANSWER IS:
Harry "Get a job" Potter
ANSWER IS:
Stephen "The Spinach Man"
ANSWER IS:
Jubin
ANSWER IS:
Sir John A. MacDonald
We would have also accepted Steve as a correct answer.
hee hee hee hee hee
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