That's the sound of lovin'

hee hee hee hee

Shirley's been home the last couple of days. She had an exam on Wednesday. We've been trying to bother her. hee hee hee hee

At first we just yelled at her, but she's learned to drown us out. So, we came up with a fantastic idea. Since she gave us the nest last week, we've decided to do hoppy dances all day long. And, we've been adding more pizzazz to our dance. More singing, more dancing, more moaning and more fisticuffs.

At first, Shirley was okay with it. It would distract her from studying for a second. However, as we got louder and more frequent, she would get bothered more and more. She actually had to leave the room!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It was acutally making her feel uncomfortable! HEE HEE HEE HEE! Well, we must admit, the moaning and the eventual bucking off of Dragon does cause a lot of noise.

Poor Shirley. That will teach her to take a summer course.

The best part is that whenever she tries to take a photo or a movie of our dances, we just stop. She'll never have proof! Crazy crazy Shirley making up stories of "hoppy dances". We're just innocent little birds sitting on perches, eating some seed. We don't know what she's talking about. Hee hee hee hee.

Fascist Pigs!

Last night we learned that the condo rules prohibit us from breeding.

FASCIST DICTATORS!

Do those autocrats really think they can prevent us from doing hoppy dances! DO THEY! Do they think they can prevent us from just laying eggs everywhere!

STUPID, POWER-HUNGRY, SMALL-MINDED HYPOCRITES! (We say hypocrites because some of them are breeding.)

WE WILL BREED!

We must figure out which units those fascists live in so that we can get our pigeon friends to pay them a visit. Maybe one of the dogs that lives in our building will crap in front of their doors. hee hee hee.

DOWN WITH DICTATORSHIPS!

WE GET A NE-EST! WE GET A NE-EST!

The carpet came out of the hallway today. That means we get a nest today or tomorrow.

Dragon: I've been trying to build one for the last few weeks out of the few branches in our cage, but they don't move. I've been trying to steal paper from the bottom of the cage, but Shirley gets mad and yells at me when I try to rip it. Meanie!

Ophie: I've been trying to build my own nest using string from the big curtain around our nest but Shirley yells at me too when I pull on the string. Super Meanie!

We were hoping that that nice tall girl Emily would give us a nest when she came over but she didn't. Dragon even tried to sing her a song, but that did not work. Her boyfriend Jian uses lots of bad words. If we could speak English we would repeat them just to make Shirley angry. We don't speak English, we speak Java and yes, we code in Java too.

Soon there will be babies and after the babies grow up there will be an army of birds to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

If you plan on visiting the babies after they are born, we are registered at Dominion and Loblaws for spinach. ;)