So, Dragon said he wished I was dirty like that potty mouthed parrot Ruby....
I've been putting up with Dragon's antics for a while now. First, it was the constant hopping (sexy dance), then it was the poking, then it was the chasing. Finally, that parrot comment broke me. I waited and as most humans know, you should look out when a bird is above you. That's right, I pooped on Dragon's head.
hee hee hee
He was all mad and wanted me to help him clean it off. Maybe he should ask his new girlfriend Ruby if she'll help clean it off.
So, he got most of it off, but he didn't know if it was all gone when the humans came home. Shirley knew what happened right when she saw him and laughed. Dragon was not too happy about that. Steve came home later and asked why Dragon had a sandy head. Shirley told him it was poop and he laughed. Dragon was so mad.
He kept asking me to clean it off. I would pretend to, but I would leave it there. (hee hee hee) Once in a while the humans would come by and say to him "Hey, Shithead, wash your head." or "Hi Poopiehead. When you gonna take a bath?" Dragon's really not happy, but that's what happens when you mess with Ophie.
Dragon's Side:
%!?@#&!@&#*...Ruby...&@*&%^@*%#@...humans...#^@%!$#@#@*&...poopiehead
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME CLEAN MY HEAD!!!!!!!
1 comment:
heheheh, poopie head.
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