hee hee hee hee
Shirley's been home the last couple of days. She had an exam on Wednesday. We've been trying to bother her. hee hee hee hee
At first we just yelled at her, but she's learned to drown us out. So, we came up with a fantastic idea. Since she gave us the nest last week, we've decided to do hoppy dances all day long. And, we've been adding more pizzazz to our dance. More singing, more dancing, more moaning and more fisticuffs.
At first, Shirley was okay with it. It would distract her from studying for a second. However, as we got louder and more frequent, she would get bothered more and more. She actually had to leave the room!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It was acutally making her feel uncomfortable! HEE HEE HEE HEE! Well, we must admit, the moaning and the eventual bucking off of Dragon does cause a lot of noise.
Poor Shirley. That will teach her to take a summer course.
The best part is that whenever she tries to take a photo or a movie of our dances, we just stop. She'll never have proof! Crazy crazy Shirley making up stories of "hoppy dances". We're just innocent little birds sitting on perches, eating some seed. We don't know what she's talking about. Hee hee hee hee.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Fascist Pigs!
Last night we learned that the condo rules prohibit us from breeding.
FASCIST DICTATORS!
Do those autocrats really think they can prevent us from doing hoppy dances! DO THEY! Do they think they can prevent us from just laying eggs everywhere!
STUPID, POWER-HUNGRY, SMALL-MINDED HYPOCRITES! (We say hypocrites because some of them are breeding.)
WE WILL BREED!
We must figure out which units those fascists live in so that we can get our pigeon friends to pay them a visit. Maybe one of the dogs that lives in our building will crap in front of their doors. hee hee hee.
DOWN WITH DICTATORSHIPS!
FASCIST DICTATORS!
Do those autocrats really think they can prevent us from doing hoppy dances! DO THEY! Do they think they can prevent us from just laying eggs everywhere!
STUPID, POWER-HUNGRY, SMALL-MINDED HYPOCRITES! (We say hypocrites because some of them are breeding.)
WE WILL BREED!
We must figure out which units those fascists live in so that we can get our pigeon friends to pay them a visit. Maybe one of the dogs that lives in our building will crap in front of their doors. hee hee hee.
DOWN WITH DICTATORSHIPS!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
WE GET A NE-EST! WE GET A NE-EST!
The carpet came out of the hallway today. That means we get a nest today or tomorrow.
Dragon: I've been trying to build one for the last few weeks out of the few branches in our cage, but they don't move. I've been trying to steal paper from the bottom of the cage, but Shirley gets mad and yells at me when I try to rip it. Meanie!
Ophie: I've been trying to build my own nest using string from the big curtain around our nest but Shirley yells at me too when I pull on the string. Super Meanie!
We were hoping that that nice tall girl Emily would give us a nest when she came over but she didn't. Dragon even tried to sing her a song, but that did not work. Her boyfriend Jian uses lots of bad words. If we could speak English we would repeat them just to make Shirley angry. We don't speak English, we speak Java and yes, we code in Java too.
Soon there will be babies and after the babies grow up there will be an army of birds to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
If you plan on visiting the babies after they are born, we are registered at Dominion and Loblaws for spinach. ;)
Dragon: I've been trying to build one for the last few weeks out of the few branches in our cage, but they don't move. I've been trying to steal paper from the bottom of the cage, but Shirley gets mad and yells at me when I try to rip it. Meanie!
Ophie: I've been trying to build my own nest using string from the big curtain around our nest but Shirley yells at me too when I pull on the string. Super Meanie!
We were hoping that that nice tall girl Emily would give us a nest when she came over but she didn't. Dragon even tried to sing her a song, but that did not work. Her boyfriend Jian uses lots of bad words. If we could speak English we would repeat them just to make Shirley angry. We don't speak English, we speak Java and yes, we code in Java too.
Soon there will be babies and after the babies grow up there will be an army of birds to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
If you plan on visiting the babies after they are born, we are registered at Dominion and Loblaws for spinach. ;)
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
It's hot in here!
Cheese and Crackers, it's HOT IN HERE!
Shirley and Steve haven't turned on the air-conditioning yet, so we are boiling! AND NO, WE DON'T SMELL LIKE CHICKEN!
We spend our days trying to keep cool by switching where we stand. These plastic perches are useless. We've discovered the best spot to stand is on the steel tube attached to the water dispenser. It stays really cool. But it's also angled so we eventually slide off.
When are they going to turn on the a/c! I know it's all about saving energy and helping the environment, blah, blah, tree-hugger blah blah. HOW ABOUT SAVING THE BIRDS! HUH! EVER HEARD OF SAVING THE BIRDS! There's only so many baths a bird can take before they turn into little wrinkly sacks of feathers. Prune claws, prune claws.
If only World Wildlife Foundation or Greenpeace could find out about our predicament, they'd give us a/c. Someone call PETA and get that Pamela Anderson over here.
P.S. They're fake Stephen.
Shirley and Steve haven't turned on the air-conditioning yet, so we are boiling! AND NO, WE DON'T SMELL LIKE CHICKEN!
We spend our days trying to keep cool by switching where we stand. These plastic perches are useless. We've discovered the best spot to stand is on the steel tube attached to the water dispenser. It stays really cool. But it's also angled so we eventually slide off.
When are they going to turn on the a/c! I know it's all about saving energy and helping the environment, blah, blah, tree-hugger blah blah. HOW ABOUT SAVING THE BIRDS! HUH! EVER HEARD OF SAVING THE BIRDS! There's only so many baths a bird can take before they turn into little wrinkly sacks of feathers. Prune claws, prune claws.
If only World Wildlife Foundation or Greenpeace could find out about our predicament, they'd give us a/c. Someone call PETA and get that Pamela Anderson over here.
P.S. They're fake Stephen.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
WHERE IS OUR NEST!
Steve and Shirley promised us that they would give us a nest in May. It's May 15th already and we have no nest.
GIVE US A NEST!!!!!
Stupid humans. We hear you talking!
Steve said that he only wants to give us a nest after they install the new carpet in the hallway. yeah, yeah. First it was, after they do the drywall, then it was after they finish painting, then it was after they install the wallpaper. We know you're just going to make up another excuse after the carpet is done.
Why can't we have a nest? We want to have little baby birdies. We're going to train them to bite humans and sing loudly when crucial parts of tv shows are on and throw spinach at humans.
Who doesn't want an army of baby birdies.
GIVE US A NEST!!!!!
Stupid humans. We hear you talking!
Steve said that he only wants to give us a nest after they install the new carpet in the hallway. yeah, yeah. First it was, after they do the drywall, then it was after they finish painting, then it was after they install the wallpaper. We know you're just going to make up another excuse after the carpet is done.
Why can't we have a nest? We want to have little baby birdies. We're going to train them to bite humans and sing loudly when crucial parts of tv shows are on and throw spinach at humans.
Who doesn't want an army of baby birdies.
Friday, May 11, 2007
Porn Director Shirley
What kind of pervert is she?!!!!
Can't a couple of birds do the naughty dance without someone filming it? There's a little thing called "privacy" or "decency" or "leave the room".
Shirley's been trying to film us doing the "hoppy dance". She doesn't think people believe her when she describes the dance. Anyway, it's really hard to concentrate on the moves when you've got someone sitting two feet away from you using a zoom camera.
Dragon adds: "Guys, are you with me here? You wouldn't like someone filming you when you're laying down the moves, right? Sheesh."
Who does she think we are, some couple on Webdreams? For all you perverts out there, Lily, we know you watch the show and we want no part of it.
This ain't no Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom either!
Can't a couple of birds do the naughty dance without someone filming it? There's a little thing called "privacy" or "decency" or "leave the room".
Shirley's been trying to film us doing the "hoppy dance". She doesn't think people believe her when she describes the dance. Anyway, it's really hard to concentrate on the moves when you've got someone sitting two feet away from you using a zoom camera.
Dragon adds: "Guys, are you with me here? You wouldn't like someone filming you when you're laying down the moves, right? Sheesh."
Who does she think we are, some couple on Webdreams? For all you perverts out there,
This ain't no Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom either!
Mii Game
We have a game for you regular visitors.
It's called "Guess the Mii".
For those of you who don't know, when you play Wii, you have to make a Mii that looks like you to play the games.
Try to guess the Mii by the picture. Don't scroll down until you make a guess.
ANSWER IS:
"Crazy eyes" Shirley
ANSWER IS:
Harry "Get a job" Potter
ANSWER IS:
Stephen "The Spinach Man"
ANSWER IS:
Jubin
ANSWER IS:
Sir John A. MacDonald
We would have also accepted Steve as a correct answer.
hee hee hee hee hee
It's called "Guess the Mii".
For those of you who don't know, when you play Wii, you have to make a Mii that looks like you to play the games.
Try to guess the Mii by the picture. Don't scroll down until you make a guess.
ANSWER IS:
"Crazy eyes" Shirley
ANSWER IS:
Harry "Get a job" Potter
ANSWER IS:
Stephen "The Spinach Man"
ANSWER IS:
Jubin
ANSWER IS:
Sir John A. MacDonald
We would have also accepted Steve as a correct answer.
hee hee hee hee hee
SPINACH!!!!
Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach Spinach
Stevie is such a pushover.
He bought us spinach. YUM! YUM! YUM!
Dragon: "Ophie, this is my spinach. Go get your own."
Ophie: "No sex for you."
Dragon: "Can I interest you in some spinach."
Stevie is such a pushover.
He bought us spinach. YUM! YUM! YUM!
Dragon: "Ophie, this is my spinach. Go get your own."
Ophie: "No sex for you."
Dragon: "Can I interest you in some spinach."
Friday, May 4, 2007
Shhhh! Shirley has a headache.
Hi Everyone,
We're sorry we haven't posted lately. Poor Shirley has had a lot of headaches from her allergies so we've been trying to keep the noise down.
If any of you could send us some baby spinach, we would really appreciate it. Shirley won't give us any this week because she thinks we're eating too much of it and we'll get iron poisoning. BAH! Who does she think she is, a dietican or something. Maybe we'll ask Steve's mom what she thinks. She's a real dietician. Anyhow, we only have brocolli to eat this week. It's okay. We get to stand on it while we eat it and it rolls around and is fun, but it's no spinach.
P.S. Please put it in a box labelled "Computer Parts" that way Shirley won't open it. Steve will open it and we can always convince him to give it to us. He's a pushover, but he'll be sad that there are no computer parts in the box. Be kind and throw in some RAM for the Stevie, then everyone's happy.
We're sorry we haven't posted lately. Poor Shirley has had a lot of headaches from her allergies so we've been trying to keep the noise down.
If any of you could send us some baby spinach, we would really appreciate it. Shirley won't give us any this week because she thinks we're eating too much of it and we'll get iron poisoning. BAH! Who does she think she is, a dietican or something. Maybe we'll ask Steve's mom what she thinks. She's a real dietician. Anyhow, we only have brocolli to eat this week. It's okay. We get to stand on it while we eat it and it rolls around and is fun, but it's no spinach.
P.S. Please put it in a box labelled "Computer Parts" that way Shirley won't open it. Steve will open it and we can always convince him to give it to us. He's a pushover, but he'll be sad that there are no computer parts in the box. Be kind and throw in some RAM for the Stevie, then everyone's happy.
Expanding the Pet Food Recall
WE ARE VERY UPSET THAT THEY KEEP EXPANDING THE RECALL.
Menu Foods is expanding their recall list.
We don't like sick kitties or doggies. Our friend Benny is sick and it worries us so much, but that's not from the pet food, he's just got a lazy colon.
Please visit the link in the Original "To All Doggie and Kitty Friends" post.
Menu Foods is expanding their recall list.
We don't like sick kitties or doggies. Our friend Benny is sick and it worries us so much, but that's not from the pet food, he's just got a lazy colon.
Please visit the link in the Original "To All Doggie and Kitty Friends" post.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Shirley's always teasing poor Stephen
That mean Shirley is always teasing our poor Stephen.
Most of the time, she's singing songs or repeating phrases that he doesn't know and he wants to know, but she won't tell him where they come from. Then she'll make fun of him because he doesn't know. Mean, mean Shirley.
Don't you worry Stephen, we'll tell you where they come from. We spend a lot of time on YouTube
Dr. Snuggles:
Too bad, too bad...Jeremy
Clickity-click, Barba-trick!
Peter Rabbit goes hippity hop...
For he goes birling down a-down white waters...
Tsk, tsk Stephen, you should know that a log driver's waltz pleases girls completely. Tsk.
Most of the time, she's singing songs or repeating phrases that he doesn't know and he wants to know, but she won't tell him where they come from. Then she'll make fun of him because he doesn't know. Mean, mean Shirley.
Don't you worry Stephen, we'll tell you where they come from. We spend a lot of time on YouTube
Dr. Snuggles:
Too bad, too bad...Jeremy
Clickity-click, Barba-trick!
Peter Rabbit goes hippity hop...
For he goes birling down a-down white waters...
Tsk, tsk Stephen, you should know that a log driver's waltz pleases girls completely. Tsk.
Wii injuries Number 1 & 2
Okay, so we have our first Wii related injuries...
The first was Shirley trying so hard to return a tennis serve that she ended up hitting Steve with the remote. We told you she's not co-ordinated. Poor Stevie. He put on a brave face, but we could tell he was really hurt. I don't think he's going to ask Shirley to play tennis again.
The second injury was Shirley pulling her calf muscle. We don't know how she did it because all of the games require you to move just your arms, but she managed to pull a leg muscle. Did we mention she's not very athletic? Anyway, we're going to have to remind her to stretch before she plays next time. Poor Shirley... Poor, sad, pathetic, non-athletic, uncoordinated little Shirley.
The first was Shirley trying so hard to return a tennis serve that she ended up hitting Steve with the remote. We told you she's not co-ordinated. Poor Stevie. He put on a brave face, but we could tell he was really hurt. I don't think he's going to ask Shirley to play tennis again.
The second injury was Shirley pulling her calf muscle. We don't know how she did it because all of the games require you to move just your arms, but she managed to pull a leg muscle. Did we mention she's not very athletic? Anyway, we're going to have to remind her to stretch before she plays next time. Poor Shirley... Poor, sad, pathetic, non-athletic, uncoordinated little Shirley.
There's a new bird in our cage!
Shirley put a weird ladder with a shiny square on top in our cage. But, whenever you look at the square, there's another bird!
Why is there another bird in our cage?! We're good birds. We sing good songs. Okay, Dragon did bite Shirley but that was just a reflex. He didn't really mean it. (Dragon says the other bird is a boy, Ophie says it's a girl.)
We're trying to figure out where the bird hides. We look into the square and see the bird, but when we look behind it, the bird isn't there.
Dragon tried to trick the other bird by getting Ophie to stand behind the square while he stood in front of it. Dragon kept yelling "He's right there! He's right there!" Ophie kept saying, "I don't see him. He's not here. Nope, no bird." (Obviously, this led to a heated argument with feathers being pulled, poking beaks and quite a few nasty remarks. Dragon and Ophie didn't speak to each other for a while after this.)
We were getting really upset about the new bird being in our cage at night. Steve thought it was mean to put a new bird in our cage, so he took the ladder and square out of our cage when Shirley was getting ready for bed. Shirley told him he was babying us. She put it back in but put it on the side of the cage so that now the other bird is outside our cage. We like it better now that the other bird is outside.
Dragon adds: No one better try to steal my girlfriend Ophie.
Why is there another bird in our cage?! We're good birds. We sing good songs. Okay, Dragon did bite Shirley but that was just a reflex. He didn't really mean it. (Dragon says the other bird is a boy, Ophie says it's a girl.)
We're trying to figure out where the bird hides. We look into the square and see the bird, but when we look behind it, the bird isn't there.
Dragon tried to trick the other bird by getting Ophie to stand behind the square while he stood in front of it. Dragon kept yelling "He's right there! He's right there!" Ophie kept saying, "I don't see him. He's not here. Nope, no bird." (Obviously, this led to a heated argument with feathers being pulled, poking beaks and quite a few nasty remarks. Dragon and Ophie didn't speak to each other for a while after this.)
We were getting really upset about the new bird being in our cage at night. Steve thought it was mean to put a new bird in our cage, so he took the ladder and square out of our cage when Shirley was getting ready for bed. Shirley told him he was babying us. She put it back in but put it on the side of the cage so that now the other bird is outside our cage. We like it better now that the other bird is outside.
Dragon adds: No one better try to steal my girlfriend Ophie.
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Easter
♪♪♪ Here comes Peter Cottontail ♪♪
♪ Hopping down the bunny trail ♪♪
♪♪ Hippity Hoppity Easter's on it's way ♪♪♪
This bunny thinks you should stop singing and get back to work.
Monday, April 2, 2007
To Doggie and Kitty Friends!
Please make sure your humans are not feeding you the following foods...
Natural Balance
Menu Foods (Dogs) (who supply President's Choice and other private labels)
Menu Foods (Cats) (who supply President's Choice and other private labels)
Purina
Del Monte
Hills Pets
And make them check the sites again in case stupid corporate fat cats (no offense kitties) sometimes would rather delay releasing the info to keep making money than tell everyone if their products are tainted.
Don't worry, we'll tell our bird friends to poop on their heads if they see those Fat Cats. (We're not referring to our friends Benny or Alabar who are just big boned.)
Natural Balance
Menu Foods (Dogs) (who supply President's Choice and other private labels)
Menu Foods (Cats) (who supply President's Choice and other private labels)
Purina
Del Monte
Hills Pets
And make them check the sites again in case stupid corporate fat cats (no offense kitties) sometimes would rather delay releasing the info to keep making money than tell everyone if their products are tainted.
Don't worry, we'll tell our bird friends to poop on their heads if they see those Fat Cats. (We're not referring to our friends Benny or Alabar who are just big boned.)
Friday, March 30, 2007
Wii!
The humans are at it again. Steve bought a Wii for Shirley to get some "exercise". Yeah...sure.
We've now discovered why Shirley doesn't participate in group sports. Have you ever seen her try to hit a ball? She has absolutely no eye hand co-ordination. Watching her try to play Wii baseball is agonizing. It's really a wonder how she can manage to get food from a plate into her mouth. Although this does explain why it's so easy for us to not get caught when she tries to cut our nails. So sad, it's almost pathetic...
Anyway, for the last couple of days we've been watching them jerk around looking like idiots. It's very amusing. At first we yelled at them because we were worried people in other buildings would see them, but now we just sit back and laugh. We cheer when they look especially stupid. There's bowling, tennis, baseball, golf and boxing. Steve likes tennis and golf. Shirley likes bowling and boxing.
We're just waiting for the day when one of them throws that controller into the tv.
Apparently, there's some other rabbit game that they haven't tried yet. It's going to be great watching them hop around like rabbits (or like a Dragon sexy dance). We'll have to make sure we have plenty of seed to eat while we watch that.
We've now discovered why Shirley doesn't participate in group sports. Have you ever seen her try to hit a ball? She has absolutely no eye hand co-ordination. Watching her try to play Wii baseball is agonizing. It's really a wonder how she can manage to get food from a plate into her mouth. Although this does explain why it's so easy for us to not get caught when she tries to cut our nails. So sad, it's almost pathetic...
Anyway, for the last couple of days we've been watching them jerk around looking like idiots. It's very amusing. At first we yelled at them because we were worried people in other buildings would see them, but now we just sit back and laugh. We cheer when they look especially stupid. There's bowling, tennis, baseball, golf and boxing. Steve likes tennis and golf. Shirley likes bowling and boxing.
We're just waiting for the day when one of them throws that controller into the tv.
Apparently, there's some other rabbit game that they haven't tried yet. It's going to be great watching them hop around like rabbits (or like a Dragon sexy dance). We'll have to make sure we have plenty of seed to eat while we watch that.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
The last straw
Ophie's Side:
So, Dragon said he wished I was dirty like that potty mouthed parrot Ruby....
I've been putting up with Dragon's antics for a while now. First, it was the constant hopping (sexy dance), then it was the poking, then it was the chasing. Finally, that parrot comment broke me. I waited and as most humans know, you should look out when a bird is above you. That's right, I pooped on Dragon's head.
hee hee hee
He was all mad and wanted me to help him clean it off. Maybe he should ask his new girlfriend Ruby if she'll help clean it off.
So, he got most of it off, but he didn't know if it was all gone when the humans came home. Shirley knew what happened right when she saw him and laughed. Dragon was not too happy about that. Steve came home later and asked why Dragon had a sandy head. Shirley told him it was poop and he laughed. Dragon was so mad.
He kept asking me to clean it off. I would pretend to, but I would leave it there. (hee hee hee) Once in a while the humans would come by and say to him "Hey, Shithead, wash your head." or "Hi Poopiehead. When you gonna take a bath?" Dragon's really not happy, but that's what happens when you mess with Ophie.
Dragon's Side:
%!?@#&!@&#*...Ruby...&@*&%^@*%#@...humans...#^@%!$#@#@*&...poopiehead
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME CLEAN MY HEAD!!!!!!!
So, Dragon said he wished I was dirty like that potty mouthed parrot Ruby....
I've been putting up with Dragon's antics for a while now. First, it was the constant hopping (sexy dance), then it was the poking, then it was the chasing. Finally, that parrot comment broke me. I waited and as most humans know, you should look out when a bird is above you. That's right, I pooped on Dragon's head.
hee hee hee
He was all mad and wanted me to help him clean it off. Maybe he should ask his new girlfriend Ruby if she'll help clean it off.
So, he got most of it off, but he didn't know if it was all gone when the humans came home. Shirley knew what happened right when she saw him and laughed. Dragon was not too happy about that. Steve came home later and asked why Dragon had a sandy head. Shirley told him it was poop and he laughed. Dragon was so mad.
He kept asking me to clean it off. I would pretend to, but I would leave it there. (hee hee hee) Once in a while the humans would come by and say to him "Hey, Shithead, wash your head." or "Hi Poopiehead. When you gonna take a bath?" Dragon's really not happy, but that's what happens when you mess with Ophie.
Dragon's Side:
%!?@#&!@&#*...Ruby...&@*&%^@*%#@...humans...#^@%!$#@#@*&...poopiehead
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME CLEAN MY HEAD!!!!!!!
Friday, March 23, 2007
Stupid Budgies showing off
Stupid budgies.
Don't let Shirley or Steve see these videos or else all we'll hear is "Shake my hand", "Wave a foot", blah, blah, blah
How about we shake our feet up your ass?
Excuse the potty mouth. Apparently, Steve and Shirley were too busy with other stupid humans to come home and give us our lettuce.
Don't let Shirley or Steve see these videos or else all we'll hear is "Shake my hand", "Wave a foot", blah, blah, blah
How about we shake our feet up your ass?
Excuse the potty mouth. Apparently, Steve and Shirley were too busy with other stupid humans to come home and give us our lettuce.
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